The Stoned Witches Hour

64: Cryptids of the Susquehanna & The Dybbuk Box

April 20, 2023 Laylla & Chelle Episode 64
The Stoned Witches Hour
64: Cryptids of the Susquehanna & The Dybbuk Box
Show Notes

It's 4:20 am AND 4/20 witches and stoners! 

Welcome to episode 64 of The Stoned Witches Hour, where we explore the mysterious and supernatural side of life while getting as high as Elon Musk in a rocket ship.

In today's episode, Chelle is taking us on a journey to the Susquehanna river to uncover the strange and mysterious cryptids that call it home. From the elusive and legendary Squonk to other weird creatures lurking in the shadows, Chelle's got the scoop on all the freaky beasties in the area.

Laylla's got a story that will have you reaching for your emotional support bong - she's gonna tell us all about the mysterious and cursed Dybbuk Box. This box is said to be possessed by an evil spirit that wreaks havoc if the box is opened. This spooky wine cabinet and its antics inspired a movie, The Possession by Sam Raimi, is currently owned by Travel Channel paranormal superstar Zak Bagans (ass kissing intentional), and is said to have caused Post Malone a streak of catastrophic bad luck, and we're here for all the spooky details.

Our most High Witches are about to smoke enough kind bud to hotbox a haunted house. Laylla has some goodies from a cannabis farmer's market, the Lilac Craft Market. From D20 Grow Co she is so high off the delightfully delicious Orange Chameleon, that she never once mentions its name!  Get ready for some serious paranormal activity and plenty of laughs as we light up and explore the supernatural side of life.

Grab your broomsticks, your teddy bear, and your favorite cultivar, and join us for an hour of lighthearted fun, witchy vibes, and spooky tales on The Stoned Witches Hour!